How would you like to use a powerful, all purpose language whose syntax is clear and easy to understand?

How about if you did not have to update the code every few years because a newer 'better' version comes out?

But wait, that's not all! It also creates tiny, superfast executables that have no dependencies!

Sounds almost too good to be true doesn't it? Well the good news is that not only does such a language exist but it's an old friend. Yes, it's C!